What you will need for this EXTREMELY difficult mod is:-
1 x Sega Bass Fishing Rod (I used the Fission model but any will do)
1 x Roll of tape (Insulation, Duct)
1 x Garden cane
CAREFULLY press the cane against the side of the rod casing
Look down the rod and line up the cane
Once you have the desired angle VIGOROUSLY apply the tape around the bottom and top of the casing and rod,
Complete!
Now fire up Sega Bass Fishing or Marine Fishing and let loose confident with the perfect action and highly tuned "whipping" noise of your mod rod!
If you have any ornaments on top of your TV that you don't wish to be there anymore, simply give Soul Calibur a spin and take to the carpet like a Voldo on loopy juice.